maybehunterpryor

hunterpryor:

aatombomb:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

Someone needs to .gif the opening “has this ever happened to you?” frames stat.

Nope. No thank you. Anyone tries to serve me one of these for breakfast and I’m taking an eye out with the stick.

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    this is not a better way by any stretch of the imagination
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